Kroot slave and THRAKKA FLAKKA

Used to be THRAKKA FLAKKA before I got my Ghaz model, now hes da tearin

Kroot Meat Slave

LOOK AT ALL THAT MEAT!!!!

Roll for a 3 on the kroot table

Roll for a 2 on the kroot table

So me and my friends have leader battles and make new rules for leader's we 

have and we battle it out. This is one of them with THRAKKA FLAKKA 

A space wolf leader, tau, blood angels, and imperial guard leader.

Here's my rules for THRAKKA FLAKKA! (looks better but copy paste is being stupid)

THRAKKA FLAKKA………….100 points

Thrakka Flakka, is one of the most influential warbosses ever, only  behind Ghazghkull Thraka and the Beast. He leads a Waaagh! that can conquer planets. It was not always like this though. Thrakka Flakka was a loner moving from clan to clan whether it was speed freaks, DeathSkulls, Evil Sunz, or Bad Moons. He eventually grew to the size of a small tree, at 15 feet. This is how Thrakka Flakka commanded respect and killed anyone who didn’t give it to him. From there he lead his Waaagh!  conquered planets until he reached his biggest enemy and closest family member, Ghazghkull Thraka.  Thrakka Flakka always stood in the shadow of his older brother and getting beat on. Most notably when Ghazghkull threw Thrakka Flakka into a dangerous pool of radio active waste after he borrowed a weapon of Ghazghkull’s, from then on Thrakka Flakka grew a lighter shade of green and grew from the size of a ork boy to a huge warboss. This is thought to be a sign of Gork and Mork that he is to conquer the world. Many other orks have tried to into the pool to reach their gods but they never come out.

 

Ws   Bs    S     T      W     I      A     Ld       Sv

6       2     5     5      4       4     4     9        6+

Options: Replace choppa with one of the following:

                -Big Choppa  5 points

                -power klaw  25 points

Replace slugga with one of the following:

                -shoota/rokkit kombi  5 points

                -shoota/skorcha kombi  5 points

                -twin-linked shoota  5 points

Replace slugga and choppa with mega armor 50 points

May take any of the following:

Warbike 40 pints

Bike of the Aporkalypse 55 points

Ammo runt 3 points

Attack squig 15 points

Cybork body 10 points

Bosspole 5 ponts

Eavy armor 5 points

Thrakka Flakka has the same wargear as a normal warboss, in addition he has the eternal warrior special rule. And he is allowed to take Da Crusha!!! It is a power claw that can reroll to hit. It is Thrakka Flakka’s favorite weapon and he loves to krump people with it, furthermore Da Crusha is a 20 point upgrade to a power claw that has been bought for Thrakka Flakka. Thrakka Flakka’s mega armor has had intense improvements on it by Buzzgob, who is one of the greatest big meks ever. Thrakka Flakka’s mega armor was made into a lighter armor but still have the same durability and toughness; Thrakka Flakka is not slow and purposeful in his mega armor because of this.

THRAKKA FLAKKA’S WAAAGGHH!!!

His Waaagh!  is one of the most powerful in the universe only Ghazghkull Thraka can best him. Thrakka Flakka’s Wagh takes over worlds and overruns the strongest of fortifications.  His Waaagh!  grants THRAKKA FLAKKA an extra attack on the turn he uses it and gives all ork units a 1” extra charge range.

Da Biggest Boss

THRAKKA FLAKKA is one of the most feared war bosses in the universe, he makes the unit he is with fearless, furthermore he cannot join any squad except nobs or meganobs who fight for the glory of their coveted warboss. Boys and grechtin and any other ork unit cannot be joined because they would sit there in awe and in fear where they then would be slaughtered by Thrakka Flakka!

Bike of the Aporkalypse:

The huge bike was “borrowed” after Thrakka Flakka defeated Wazdakka Gutsmek in a epic battle over the planet Scalex VI. The bike has the same rules as warbikes, and comes with a dakka cannon listed below. The bike is so massive that THRAKKA FLAKKA is able to wear mega armor on the bike. THRAKKA FLAKKA is unable to shoot and turbo-boost like WazDakka because he isn’t as skilled with a bike.

Dakka Kannon  range:24” Str: 8  Ap: 4    assault 4

Thrakka Flakka’s Slave:

A kroot slave found in his conquering that follows Thrakka Flakka everywhere and brings him his meat. This is represented by a kroot model and should be taken off the board if it interferes with the game. Furthermore sometimes Thrakka Flakka is enraged by his slave and throws him at the nearest enemy regardless of being in close combat. If Thrakka Flakka dies (a big if) he throws his slave and the enemy suffers a strength 3 hit, armor saves allowed. The kroot slave is removed from Thrakka Flakka’s side into an empty area on the battlefield where then you roll a d6 to see what happens to him.

1: A random manta comes by and sees the kroot as a traitor and is shot with a Str: D small blast weapon

2: Daemons smell the meat and open the warp kill the slave and steal the meat.

3: A random ork comes by and repeatedly beats the slave … with his dick… so hard… or something

4: The orks see him as a king after the kroot “tells” them of his feats in battle against Thrakka Flakka, where then he is “crowned” with melted gold.

5: The kroot is found and is punished to listen to Justin Bieber and Nickelback for 24 hours… Rest his poor little soul…

6: the kroot eats meat contently all by himself…

Da Ripa and Da Tearin

They are Thrakka Flakka’s most trusted body guard and also his two sons, they may only be included in an army with Thrakka Flakka and do not take up any force organization slots. They have all access to the wargear that a Warboss may have and the same stats.  Da Ripa and Da Tearin cost 70 points each rather than 60 as a normal warboss because Thrakka Flakka will do anything to have them in battle with him.