Used to be THRAKKA FLAKKA before I got my Ghaz model, now hes da tearin
Kroot Meat Slave
LOOK AT ALL THAT MEAT!!!!
Roll for a 3 on the kroot table
Roll for a 2 on the kroot table
So me and my friends have leader battles and make new rules for leader's we
have and we battle it out. This is one of them with THRAKKA FLAKKA
A space wolf leader, tau, blood angels, and imperial guard leader.
Here's my rules for THRAKKA FLAKKA! (looks better but copy paste is being stupid)
THRAKKA
FLAKKA………….100 points
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Thrakka Flakka, is one of the most influential warbosses
ever, only behind Ghazghkull Thraka
and the Beast. He leads a Waaagh! that can conquer planets. It was not
always like this though. Thrakka Flakka was a loner moving from clan to
clan whether it was speed freaks, DeathSkulls, Evil Sunz, or Bad Moons. He
eventually grew to the size of a small tree, at 15 feet. This is how
Thrakka Flakka commanded respect and killed anyone who didn’t give it to
him. From there he lead his Waaagh! conquered planets until he reached his
biggest enemy and closest family member, Ghazghkull Thraka. Thrakka Flakka always stood in the shadow
of his older brother and getting beat on. Most notably when Ghazghkull
threw Thrakka Flakka into a dangerous pool of radio active waste after he
borrowed a weapon of Ghazghkull’s, from then on Thrakka Flakka grew a
lighter shade of green and grew from the size of a ork boy to a huge
warboss. This is thought to be a sign of Gork and Mork that he is to
conquer the world. Many other orks have tried to into the pool to reach their
gods but they never come out.
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6 2
5 5 4
4 4 9
6+
Options:
Replace choppa with one of the following:
-Big Choppa 5 points
-power klaw 25 points
Replace
slugga with one of the following:
-shoota/rokkit kombi 5 points
-shoota/skorcha kombi 5 points
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Replace
slugga and choppa with mega armor 50 points
May
take any of the following:
Warbike
40 pints
Bike
of the Aporkalypse 55 points
Ammo
runt 3 points
Attack
squig 15 points
Cybork
body 10 points
Bosspole
5 ponts
Eavy
armor 5 points
Thrakka Flakka has the same
wargear as a normal warboss, in addition he has the eternal warrior special
rule. And he is allowed to take Da Crusha!!! It is a power claw that can reroll
to hit. It is Thrakka Flakka’s favorite weapon and he loves to krump people
with it, furthermore Da Crusha is a 20 point upgrade to a power claw that has
been bought for Thrakka Flakka. Thrakka Flakka’s mega armor has had intense
improvements on it by Buzzgob, who is one of the greatest big meks ever.
Thrakka Flakka’s mega armor was made into a lighter armor but still have the
same durability and toughness; Thrakka Flakka is not slow and purposeful in his
mega armor because of this.
THRAKKA FLAKKA’S WAAAGGHH!!!
His Waaagh! is one of the most powerful in the universe
only Ghazghkull Thraka can best him. Thrakka Flakka’s Wagh takes over worlds
and overruns the strongest of fortifications. His Waaagh! grants THRAKKA FLAKKA an extra attack on the
turn he uses it and gives all ork units a 1” extra charge range.
Da Biggest Boss
THRAKKA FLAKKA is one of the most feared war bosses in the universe, he makes the unit he is with fearless, furthermore he cannot join any squad except nobs or meganobs who fight for the glory of their coveted warboss. Boys and grechtin and any other ork unit cannot be joined because they would sit there in awe and in fear where they then would be slaughtered by Thrakka Flakka!
Bike of the Aporkalypse:
The huge bike was “borrowed”
after Thrakka Flakka defeated Wazdakka Gutsmek in a epic battle over the planet
Scalex VI. The bike has the same rules as warbikes, and comes with a dakka
cannon listed below. The bike is so massive that THRAKKA FLAKKA is able to wear
mega armor on the bike. THRAKKA FLAKKA is unable to shoot and turbo-boost like
WazDakka because he isn’t as skilled with a bike.
Dakka Kannon range:24” Str: 8 Ap: 4
assault 4
Thrakka Flakka’s Slave:
A kroot slave found in his
conquering that follows Thrakka Flakka everywhere and brings him his meat. This
is represented by a kroot model and should be taken off the board if it
interferes with the game. Furthermore sometimes Thrakka Flakka is enraged by
his slave and throws him at the nearest enemy regardless of being in close
combat. If Thrakka Flakka dies (a big if) he throws his slave and the enemy
suffers a strength 3 hit, armor saves allowed. The kroot slave is removed from
Thrakka Flakka’s side into an empty area on the battlefield where then you roll
a d6 to see what happens to him.
1: A random manta comes by and
sees the kroot as a traitor and is shot with a Str: D small blast weapon
2: Daemons smell the meat and
open the warp kill the slave and steal the meat.
3: A random ork comes by and
repeatedly beats the slave … with his dick… so hard… or something
4: The orks see him as a king
after the kroot “tells” them of his feats in battle against Thrakka Flakka,
where then he is “crowned” with melted gold.
5: The kroot is found and is
punished to listen to Justin Bieber and Nickelback for 24 hours… Rest his poor
little soul…
6: the kroot eats meat contently
all by himself…
Da Ripa and Da Tearin
They are Thrakka Flakka’s most
trusted body guard and also his two sons, they may only be included in an army
with Thrakka Flakka and do not take up any force organization slots. They have
all access to the wargear that a Warboss may have and the same stats. Da Ripa and Da Tearin cost 70 points each
rather than 60 as a normal warboss because Thrakka Flakka will do anything to
have them in battle with him.
